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    It has to be Wensleydale with fruitcake, else it's just wrong.
     
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    I had unprotected sex last night.
    Shagged the wife with the lights on.
     
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    I once went 7 years without masturbating.
    Then I turned 7
     
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    My wife is doing a parachute jump tomorrow, and I’m genuinely concerned that her chute won’t open.
    The last time something that big hit the planet, the f*cking dinosaurs got wiped out.
     
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    I was very niave sexually.
    My first girlfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months..
     
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    Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing.
    Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
    Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
     
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    I don't know if this is funny or not :angel:
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