After researchers Found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, Some men have started running Without underwear.
Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
My wife is doing a parachute jump tomorrow, and I’m genuinely concerned that her chute won’t open. The last time something that big hit the planet, the f*cking dinosaurs got wiped out.
Russia send a KGB agent to a small village in Wales to meet up with a sleeper spy and get his reports. On arriving in the village and starts walking around to ask if any one knows a Mr Jones. First man he asks say's thats a hard one, do you want Jones the postie, Jones the baker, Jones the landlord, could one one of many people round here even my name is Jones. When hearing this the KGB agent say.s if your name is Jones i need to tell you there will be a full moon in Gorky park tomorrow. Ahh say's the Welshman, it's Jones the spy you want. Down the street second house from the end left hand side.
