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The Walking Dad (Skylarker)

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    One of my day 1's ate a lot of pills. I mean a lot. He died of a heart attack right next to Marble Arch when he was 24 (20+ years ago).

    We knew him as Radiator Will.

    He had deep scars on both cheeks as he thought it was a good idea to get wrecked and sleep against boiling hot radiators.

    Honestly no joke he'd stay in (while we went clubbing) and sit by the radiators. We've peeled him off loads of times.

    Regularly we had to break in as we could smell burning flesh.

    His heart exploded in 2004.
     
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    I got the wrong number - thought it was Chechnya.

    I'm off to Ukraine.

    Wish me luck <laugh>
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Doubt they'll let you in mate.
     
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    Why? I've already booked the ticket bro
     
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    If they don't let me in I'll jump the fence.
     
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    9 hours on the bus. Apparently the train station was bombed so there's very little transport.

    It means I'm missing my flight home.


    Just got an email saying please only travel if it's an emergency.
    ****ing media. Bunch of idiots. I'm sure they think everybody is completely stupid and crippled by western bullshit.

    I'm pretty sure I'll come away thinking the place is amazing.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Didn't think they'd be letting tourists in but fair dos.

    You going Lviv?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Nightmare bro. Last night more bombings so the only way in is eiither 12 border waits or over the fence.

    Had to change plans.

    Phone broke last night so slept on the streets as didnt know where my apartament was and code was on my phone.

    Fed loads of homeless though so Poland is completed.

    Shooting AKs tonight then the early bus to Chechia.

    Bit dissapointing as Ukrainę is white i should be.


    Polish wonen = mindblown.
     
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    Ignore any spelling mistakes as my new phone is polish and has a mind of itd own
     
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    Poland = done.
    Chezia = done.
    Ukrainę = been shelved.

    Back home. First video coming tomorrow <cheers>
     
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    <laugh>

    You did well to wriggle out of that 60 dolla tour having put your foot in it brh

    smooth talkin distraction tactics

    nice

    lesson learnt lol
     
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    120 on a horse and 60 on a cart - no thanks.

    Thats a pretty tamę start... Im homeless myself and all sorts in the next videos <laugh>
     
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    looking forward to the next vid bro

    need to buy yourself a quality Dice

    Flashing lights n **** if that’s how you rollin init
     
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    I spun him round. He was the seller but ended up subscribing :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Yeah the one in this was made out of rubber, thing probably always lands on a 3<laugh>
     
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    That explains why it did a 90 degree turn as it hit the table <laugh>

    I was like that ****in dice haunted
     
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    Planning a "homeless coast to coast'

    No tent.
    No money.
    No training.
     
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    No hotel you mean?
     
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