The Walking Dad (Skylarker)

Good idea

Iraq to Pakistan? Probably cheaper option

take Sucky with you, he’d love it

 

^^^^^^
Lemming

 

... he'd get stoned to death for an inability to grow anything more than bum fluff on his top lip and chin ... I'm sure he's got twatter articles confirming that happens ...

 

Considered it a few times but never took the plunge. Not sure I'd fancy taking my nipper either.

 

And we all thank you for that

 

Hounslow is much cheaper to get to tho

 

I get stoned to death all the time mate.

 

You’ll be fine in Erbil. That’s Kurdish land. Kurdistan runs through 4 countries Turkey, Iraq, Syria and Iran. Theoretically you could visit all four countries but do it never leaving Kurdistan.

Good to see you about x

 

HOMELESS ROULETTE

Give a dice to a stranger to roll.
Poland has 7 bordering countries- remove Germany (Been there a few times already).
Have countries listed 1-6 already made up.
Whatever the number I immediately travel to that country and feed a homeless person.

Some interesting possibilities

First episode Friday.

 

Czechia
Slovakia
Ukraine
Belarus
Lithuania
Russia

Good diverse selection if you ask me.

 

Going forward countries with less than 6 borders means they'll be booby traps added... for example a country has 5 borders. The 6th number means I have to be homeless in the country I'm already in for the night.


Any other ideas welcome. I'll be the puppet

 

14 hour delay and 'slept' in a wheelchair

 

Just tick it off your bucket list bro

 

Not the first time I've slept in a wheelchair!

 

Ha yeah I did wonder

Same as it goes. Well when I say slept, I was off my tits on Morphine.

 

Try taking 5 love doves in 1995 and being so ****ed your mates steal a wheelchair just for you to gurn in

 

Lol. That’s not sleeping bro, that’s chewing your face off

 

Interesting start...

22 hours to get from Dorset to Krakow.
Met the Polish Howard Marks.
Invited to Howard's Mum's funeral (today!).
Locked myself out of my apartment at 3am.


Dice roll was Czechia.

Need to somehow get there today.

 

Need to get weed first #priorities