Popeye Doyle brown bread

You think the dogs did it?

 

Kind of a Schrodinger's dog sort of thing?

 

If it wasn't the butler then the only plausible explanation would be alien intervention.

 

Colonel Mustard in the drawing room with a bucket of frozen cod imo

 

Us humanoids of a certain "vintage" think alike. Cluedo was going through my mind

Without googling can we remember how many rooms, characters and weapons there were?

I'll go Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.

 

With the lead piping in the conservatory?

 

You back on the drink?

 

Miss Scarlet, by suffocation, sitting on my face ...

 

Miss Scarlet would get it.

 

With the lead pipe in the conservatory?

 

With the 12” black rubber cock up the Khyber…

 

Think you'll find I was the first to claim Miss Scarlett ...

... you can have Mrs White, she seems to be the top pick for certain posters on this board

 

Your missus is a honky isn’t she?

 

Carry on …

 

The Khazi. Americans can only dream about making films that good.

 

There used to be (maybe still is) a "Khyber Pass" takeaway in Aberdoom.

 

You got taken up the Khyber every Friday night, I heard…

 

Too scared to try it in case I enjoyed it too much.