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  1. spirit of 73

    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

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    After researchers
    Found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts,
    Some men have started running
    Without underwear.
     
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    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

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    My wife is getting so forgetful.
    Just last night she whispered in my ear... I'm not wearing panties.
     
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    anyone for tariffs?
     
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    I set up a company and tried doing stationary deliveries ...

    ... it went nowhere.
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 4, 2025
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    My wife and I were on the beach when she said, "Let's make love in the sea."
    "Only if we don't go very deep," I replied, "because I can't swim."
    A little while later she giggled and asked, "Do you think anybody realises what we're doing?"
    "Probably," I said, as another wave broke over my ankles.
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Throughout our marriage my wife has always stood by my side. She had to. We've only got one chair.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 5, 2025
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    What did you learn at school today little Johnny?
    I learned how to write.
    OK, what did you write?
    F*cked if I know. They didn't teach us how to read!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 5, 2025
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    For those people at work that just help themselves,
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    Hey Cumbrian, I stayed in Alston last night, what an experience that was <laugh>
     
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    Back of beyond there Smug, 15 degrees colder than down in Penrith even on a sunny day.
     
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    I asked Alexa to play some music and there was no reply so I said "Alexa . . . . are you awake ?" All that I heard was some blinking snoring !
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 5, 2025
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    This will be relevant for a lot on here :cheesy:

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