After researchers Found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, Some men have started running Without underwear.
My wife and I were on the beach when she said, "Let's make love in the sea." "Only if we don't go very deep," I replied, "because I can't swim." A little while later she giggled and asked, "Do you think anybody realises what we're doing?" "Probably," I said, as another wave broke over my ankles.
What did you learn at school today little Johnny? I learned how to write. OK, what did you write? F*cked if I know. They didn't teach us how to read!
I asked Alexa to play some music and there was no reply so I said "Alexa . . . . are you awake ?" All that I heard was some blinking snoring !
