Ouch . . . . someone got what he deserved ! Does this count as a bullseye please log in to view this image
Three women had to cross a river. One found a genie in a bottle who granted them one wish each. The first woman asked for a boat and rowed across the river. The second asked for super powers to be able to jump across The third asked to be a man and walked over the bridge
I held her hand, looked her in the eye and whispered, "Before we go on, do you have any STDs?" Then for some reason she put down the menu, got up from the table and f*cked off.
Went to see a mind reader last night. She said "Think of a card, any card" "OK" "Is it the four of clubs?" "No" "Ace of diamonds?" "No" "What is it then?" "Birthday"
This, apparently, inspired The Louvre please log in to view this image I can see why please log in to view this image