I started a glue factory with a of bunch old mates ... ... it was a total f*cking disaster, there was a big explosion but we all stuck together
I coughed up a pawn, a Bishop and a Rook this morning. It was a rough knight . . . . I must have a chess infection !
I'll never forget having my first w*nk when I was quite young. I don't think the other kids and teachers at assembly have either.