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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Most bald men still own a comb ........... they just can't part with it.
     
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    Does the 18+ model have unexploded bombs mixed in it?
    Just asking for a toweled friend.
     
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    My mates been admitted to hospital with extreme premature ejaculation.

    I asked the nurses how he is and it's still touch and go.
     
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    I know the pontiff hasn’t been well but a guitarist must be really crook if he can’t smack out a tune. Has a nice little Les Paul on hand.

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    Smart phones were actually about in the early sixties, would you believe?

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    This morning, I coughed up a pawn, a Bishop and a Rook.

    I must have a chess infection! It was a rough knight.
     
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    Who thought was a good idea back then….
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