3 Cowboys in the bunkhouse discussing favourite sexual positions ... First cowboy says "Gotta be the gal on top"... Second cowboy "Good ol' missionary, but grab her legs and push 'em to her shoulders" Third cowboy "Rodeo" Other 2 look quizzical... "Take her on all fours, grab her hair in one hand - reach under and squeeze her titties with the other - then say 'these feel just like your sister's' - .... try and stay on for 3 minutes..."
A chav knocks on the door of his new neighbours house. " Yo bruv", he says. "In honor of you movin' in to the estate, I'm gonna throw a party. There's gonna be a lot of drinkin', a lot of dancin' , a lotta drugs and lots of ****in'." "Sounds like fun", the neighbour says..."what can I bring?" The chav replies, "You can bring anything you want but not too much; just gonna be you and me."
The next James bond will be made to satisfy the woke brigade. Bond will start off as a man and will transgender to a woman. The film will be called Cocktopussy
