Julius Caesar walks into a bar and asks for a Matinus "A Martinus ?", the barman replies, "Don't you mean a Martini ?" "No", says Caesar, "I only want one".
Two Blonde's were walking through a forrest when they came across a set of tracks. Oh look, Badger tracks say's the first no no, they are Fox tracks said the second. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
