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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    A box/bar OF Brooklax,she gets to eat chocolate and lose weight,you can't lose :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 7, 2011
  2. jimileysbaldhead

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    Get her a blow up doll with the valve on the bell end, that way when she blows it up it'll take her back to her youth..<ok>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 7, 2011
  3. Agent Bruce

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    Or Christmas gift wrap jimileysbaldhead and let her think it's a blow up doll.

    Take them both back to their youth!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 7, 2011
  4. jimileysbaldhead

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    Well.....that would certainly inflate her ego, at least I think that's what they used to call it, when boys wore short pants and fanny was a girl's name.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 7, 2011
  5. The Secret Ingredient

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    3 cans of special brew or 2 ltrs of white lightening
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Dec 7, 2011
  6. The Secret Ingredient

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    he looks all wrinkly and deflated so he might get a BJ as she tries to blow him up
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Dec 7, 2011
  7. Agent Bruce

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    A pack of pan scrubs and some washing up liquid, keep her in the kitchen where she should be!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 7, 2011
  8. jimileysbaldhead

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    I'd be up for that provided she took her teeth out first.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 7, 2011
  9. Jock McMagpie

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    Beat me to it!!!
     
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    Jock McMagpie, Dec 7, 2011
  10. The Secret Ingredient

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    or didn't use a foot pump ...you know where she'd stick the nozzle.

    as for a serious gift my wife just piped up with a handbag mirror
     
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  11. Cal.

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  12. Jock McMagpie

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    That should stop her eating
     
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    Shola's Concrete Boots, Dec 7, 2011
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  15. The Secret Ingredient

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    and nagging ...win win <ok>
     
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  16. The Wilde one

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    A dildo. Or a £5 voucher for a dildo.
     
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    The Wilde one, Dec 7, 2011
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    Anything from Sports Direct.


    Oh, sorry. Just spotted that it wasn't to be complete ****!
     
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    Munstertoon, Dec 7, 2011
  18. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Just give her the fiver <laugh>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Dec 7, 2011
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    When I read the title I thought this was going to be about what santa does down the chimneys of children on the naughty list.
     
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    simonbh7, Dec 7, 2011
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    Never heard of a dishwasher AB.
     
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    lady-eleanor, Dec 7, 2011
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