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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    The distance between ladder rungs has increased by 5%.

    This is due to an increase in the height of our population.

    Experts have put this down to 'Climb it Change'.
     
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    Ooooh, f*ck me. Worster and worster.
     
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    rod french, Feb 25, 2025
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 25, 2025
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    About the same size as my bulldog, and he hasn't had them emptied for a while <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    were those his golfing trousers, we had a whip round for mate
     
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    Fuel prices up again... just like that, thank you very much
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    Jamie vardy isn't looking great with the foxes struggling <whistle>
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    I saw a gorgeous girl at the supermarket buying tampons, so I plucked up all my courage and asked her if she'd like to go out for dinner ...
    ... in 5 to 7 days' time.
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 26, 2025
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