1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

OT - Secret Santa ****

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Why aye Cabaye, Dec 7, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 1 of 3
  1. Why aye Cabaye

    Why aye Cabaye Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    3,395
    Likes Received:
    8
    It's that time of year in the workplace where we all pull a name out of the hat and have to buy a Secret Santa present for someone in the office.

    The limit is £5. What do I buy for £5 that isn't complete ****?

    Any ideas.

    The person is a woman, early 40's, not really sure what she's in to :huh:
     
    #1
    Why aye Cabaye, Dec 7, 2011
  2. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2011
    Messages:
    3,399
    Likes Received:
    961
    Scented candle.
     
    #2
    lady-eleanor, Dec 7, 2011
  3. Why aye Cabaye

    Why aye Cabaye Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    3,395
    Likes Received:
    8
    Do women generally actually like those? Or does it just sit in the wrapping on the bathroom window for month?
     
    #3
    Why aye Cabaye, Dec 7, 2011
  4. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    9,326
    Likes Received:
    19
    Cream filled chocolate penises.
     
    #4
    overseasTOON, Dec 7, 2011
  5. KazakhToon

    KazakhToon Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    750
    Likes Received:
    348
    4 pack of Imperial Leather, just for the look on her face
     
    #5
    KazakhToon, Dec 7, 2011
  6. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2011
    Messages:
    3,399
    Likes Received:
    961
    Not in my house, love them. Most women love them so you'd be onto a winner.
     
    #6
    lady-eleanor, Dec 7, 2011
  7. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2011
    Messages:
    3,399
    Likes Received:
    961
    Lovely watch her face when she takes a bite.
     
    #7
    lady-eleanor, Dec 7, 2011
  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    47,442
    Likes Received:
    3,237
    Hire a cheap toyboy for the night?
     
    #8
    Agent Bruce, Dec 7, 2011
  9. Why aye Cabaye

    Why aye Cabaye Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    3,395
    Likes Received:
    8
    I did actually lol at this suggestion <laugh>

    This could be my safe bet then....

    If only she wasn't on a diet.....

    I'm cheap...that'd save me a fiver.
     
    #9
    Why aye Cabaye, Dec 7, 2011
  10. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2011
    Messages:
    3,399
    Likes Received:
    961
    <laugh>
     
    #10
    lady-eleanor, Dec 7, 2011

  11. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    4,944
    Likes Received:
    145
    **** it, that link isn't working...

    Play.com, gifts, gifts for her, £3-£5...Sorted!
     
    #11
    Jesus Was A Geordie, Dec 7, 2011
  12. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2011
    Messages:
    3,399
    Likes Received:
    961
    How do you know she's on diet?
     
    #12
    lady-eleanor, Dec 7, 2011
  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    47,442
    Likes Received:
    3,237
    Scented candle's, cream filled chocolate penises or 4 pack's of Imperial Leather?
     
    #13
    Agent Bruce, Dec 7, 2011
  14. Why aye Cabaye

    Why aye Cabaye Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    3,395
    Likes Received:
    8
    Women usually are.........and we've been picking our Xmas meals and she said she's not having desert due to her being on a diet...
     
    #14
    Why aye Cabaye, Dec 7, 2011
  15. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2011
    Messages:
    3,399
    Likes Received:
    961
    Which one to choose,erm love chocalate, but love candles but the smell of Imperial Leather is just divine.

    Ignore me Why Aye get Imperial Leather but wrap it up really nice.
     
    #15
    lady-eleanor, Dec 7, 2011
  16. Bullshit Man

    Bullshit Man Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2011
    Messages:
    199
    Likes Received:
    11
    i'm getting a lass at my work a pin the cucumber on the man. Should go down ok I hope
     
    #16
    Bullshit Man, Dec 7, 2011
  17. simonbh7

    simonbh7 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    1,549
    Likes Received:
    10
    gastric band?
     
    #17
    simonbh7, Dec 7, 2011
  18. simonbh7

    simonbh7 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    1,549
    Likes Received:
    10
    A box set of The Biggest Loser!!
     
    #18
    simonbh7, Dec 7, 2011
  19. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2011
    Messages:
    3,399
    Likes Received:
    961
    Boring get her a Bero cook book and you will have change from your fiver.
     
    #19
    lady-eleanor, Dec 7, 2011
  20. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    47,442
    Likes Received:
    3,237
    Your throat?
     
    #20
    Agent Bruce, Dec 7, 2011
Page 1 of 3
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page