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  1. Spurlock

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    Mornin

    sipping on my morning cuppa, listening to the Quran and thinking about Sucky whilst chuckling to myself
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Absolutely cannot be arsed today. Gym done, playing football tonight. Sheff U v Leeds should be interesting.

    Good morning.
     
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    Devo. 1-0 up at half time, 2-1 up and went on to lose 3-2. All three defensive howlers at least so I wasn’t at fault and got to clean out both my centre-half and the gobby forward sweeping up on the edge of the box. Fairly I might add. We go again next week.
     
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    I was reading my Bible recently, Revelations is really quite good and then I read the same quote while reading something else and there's something I like about it.

    "Behold, a door was opened in heaven; and the first voice which I heard was as it were a trumpet talking with me; which said, ‘Come up hither’".
     
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    Could also be a brothel ...<whistle>
     
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    Morning.

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    Mrs luv is in the pub with me and a woman walks in this lady says in an excited voice "Hiya haven't seen you in ages" Mrs luv jumps up and replies in a similar way. I look at my phone and drink my pint while they chat about kids and what they are doing.

    A few minutes later Mrs luv sits down. I ask "who's that then?"

    The reply is quite astonishing.

    "I've no idea, I thought it was (insert name) but it isn't so I just asked general questions for a while, I think she realised after a bit but just kept talking."
     
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    I'd imagine with your mrs' job, she sees a lot of faces she recognises but can't put a name too, get it with my Mrs too.
     
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    Morning. Another year around the Sun for me. I’m quite fond of this bit when nobody is awake and I don’t have to do anything. Still younger than one current QPR player so there’s time.
     
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    Happy birthday bro
     
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    Happy Birthday, doing anything interesting?
     
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