British Politics spam thread

You get your arse handed to you daily , it's fascinating watching Mindy rag doll you at every turn .

 

Another weird fantasy Si, why do you create weird fantasies about people Si?

 

No idea

 

Sounds like win win to me.

 

That cat will end up eating her eyelids when she starves to death ironically

 

Idiots in this country want me to stop eating meat because climate crisis.

Idiots in this country demand halal because diversity.

I think we need a Venn diagram to sort this problem out.

 

Cats are evil.

 

As a kid there was a scruffy horrible cat living near me , one day it came up to me like it wanted to be stroked .
The horrible **** hissed at me & dug it's claws into my hand drawing blood.

Instinctively I punted it a good 15 foot into the wooden fence.

I would never harm a dog

 

Did it come to one your barbecues too?

 

As a vegan low IQ loser , do you get invited to many barbecues bruv ?

 

As a vegetarian and someone with a social life, yes I do.

I don't go to as many fictional ones as you do though, doubt anyone does tbph.

 

Yeah everyone loves a person that hates the consumption of meat at a barbecue, it's brilliant that you think that having a barbecue is a crazy lie .

Or kicking cats

I would wager 90% of people on this thread have done both things several times .

 

A vegetarian barbecue is an oxymoron btw like a vegan Sunday roast

 

Toby's far leftist urban barbecue party

Tarquin

Glag you made it Tobes , we have some steaks sizzling, jerk wings & some hipster butcher bespoke sausages from Camden if you fancy a hot dog ?


Toby

The carbon footprint from the burning of coal alone is problematic & only Brexit voting far right Nazis eat meat, why don't you ****ing kill yourself ?

Tarquin

I think we have some haloumi in the fridge mate

 

We need to serve the deportation orders then put them straight in to detention while the transport is arranged. Safety first.