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Knocked Up

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Stevie T, Dec 6, 2011.

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I feel I've earned a free ticket or 100.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Dec 7, 2011
  2. Agent Bruce

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    No, that would be SLB.
     
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  3. Pipe4Life

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    I'm diggin the fact that i can actually mention it to someone in my anonymous online persona! its all hush hush between myself and the Mrs at the minute just in case its not concrete or if something were to happen god forbid.

    On here i'm happy to annouce to the world that Mrs Pipe4Life is pregnant!! (hopefully!)
     
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    Pipe4Life, Dec 7, 2011
  4. Agent Bruce

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    You'll get them all in about 20 years time.
     
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  5. SirBR

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    <laugh> I hadn't even notice that, maybe Lady Elenor should get a badge with that on for her sensative friend <laugh>
     
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    SirBR, Dec 7, 2011
  6. Agent Bruce

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    If she isn't give me a call.
























    And I'll get my paediatrician friend to give her a check over.
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    That's fantastic news, many congratulations...<applause>

    I had 4 kids by the time I was 28, the missus used to get pregnant everytime she she washed my underpants. We then decided it was a good idea to buy a telly to keep the population down...<laugh>
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    You didn't change your underpants very often then. I'm pleased I don't sit beside you at the games.
     
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  9. SirBR

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    I love the online persona idea, I now have an image of a super hero <laugh>

    By day he is John Doe, but at night he goes by the persona of PIPE 4 LLLIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE <laugh>
     
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  10. Pipe4Life

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    scourge of the wicked and defender of the pipe.
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    How dare you AB.

    I'll have you know I change my smalls once a year whether they're dirty or not.

    Actually that reminds me of the joke..." What's 20 foot long and smells of p*ss "

    " A conga in an old folks home ".
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 7, 2011
  12. Agent Bruce

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    You've got first hand knowledge of that then.
     
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  13. ArfaLobbon

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    Congrats man!

    I have a boy due in 4-6 weeks, have already got him toon bibs and some toon rompers haha Wait till you see the 4D scan, absolutely nuts!

    All the best<ok>
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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    Congrats on the great news!

    I was over the moon when I heard I was going to be a Dad.

    As a Dad I can now state: party now because your life is over :)
     
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  15. QWOP

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    I have a feeling if you called your baby Shola, when he/she grows up, they may never ever leave your house (if the last Shola is anything to go by)
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Ba(h) if he calls the kid Shola it might leave the house as soon as it can walk.
     
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  17. overseasTOON

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    Not forgetting that Shola is traditionally very messy.
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    You spelt Messi wrong.
     
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  19. The Situation

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    Congratulations, will be expecting a new member of not606 in around 8-9 months then!
     
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  20. KingoStarr

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    Congrats

    Nolberto Foluwashola (surname) is what I would call my child
     
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