It's a hard knock life, GFAW. Light up a cigar and listen to some PJ Harvey and everything feels alright afterwards... Unless you don't smoke and then you'll most likely be feeling the effects of nicotine poisoning and not be bothered by what's on here anyway.
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A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out of the window.” The desk clerk says, “I’m sorry sir, but that’s a personal matter.” The man replies, “Listen, you idiot. The window won’t open.. and that’s clearly a maintenance issue.”
