A man with a stutter tries everything that he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world-renowned ENT specialist for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches long, and it weighs so much that it is pulling on your larynx, causing you to stutter." The man asks, "W-w-what's the c-c-cure, d-d-doctor ?" The doctor replies, "We have to cut off 6 inches . . . . but due to the nature of the condition, I will perform this operation free of charge” The man thinks about it, and eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the operation, the operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the 6 inches cut off, his wife has dumped him 'cos their sex life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate to put back the 6 inches. "Hey doc, I want my 6 inches back . . . . you need to perform another operation and re-connect my missing 6 inches" The doctor responds, "Nnnnoo wwwway . . . . aa a a d ddeeal'ss a fffffuccckkkiinn deal."
Three Cowboys in the bunkhouse discussing favourite sexual positions . . . . the first cowboy says "Gotta be the gal on top" Second cowboy "Good ol' missionary, but grab her legs and push 'em to her shoulders" Third cowboy "Rodeo" Other 2 look quizzical ! "Take her on all fours, grab her hair in one hand, reach under and squeeze her titties with the other, then say 'these feel just like your sister's' . . . . and try to stay on for 3 minutes."
