Won't be long until that Ponks, for sure - but you won't get me bleating that what's caused it is too many games, the type of ball, the colour of the grass, the bias reffing, the opposition tackling, blah, blah, blah - at least not when our matchday squad cost half a £billion ...
Mikel Merino only found out this morning that he might be playing as a striker. A position he’s never played before or even trained in. And he got a brace against your lot. Thanks for being target practice for him today. And at least we now know you’ll be at the nail salon the next time you go missing mate
Sky - let’s chuck palace v Everton on the late kick off coz that makes way more sense than city v toon being two northern teams - twats.
I’ve spent more time with Bruno Guimaraes than any of my family members recently. Glad that one-sided nonsense wasn’t on.
Were they good? ... have loved their highlights this season, but what are they really like over the 90?
