Danger Shag

Wid Ye?



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14388433/Mother-school-gates-kicked-face-avoids-jail.html

You might get a black eye but I reckon it would be worth it.

 

She looks like the type of dirty minx that would let you piss on her tits so yes, 100% in

 

What's her hourly rate? Owt over a fiver then no thanks. P.S. I want change back too if "I arrive too early"

 

She's not a nice woman. I saw her at Eurodisney in 2023 and she was ranting and raving at everyone like a deranged rugmuncher. Avoid at all costs, a true pyscho female dyke.

 

For the more natural, non Barbie lovers, but with a hint of a bit more danger.

Woman hit in the face with a hammer during revenge attack at Hull pub

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https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/woman-hit-face-hammer-during-9940262

 

You say all that as if it’s a bad thing

 

Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps.

 

£2 per minute. You get £1.75 in change from a fiver.

 

I hope that includes snacks too...?