Polar Bear goes into a pub and asks for a pint “That’ll be £15 please” says the barman. Polar Bear pays and takes a seat in the corner. Barman walks over and says “Sorry to bother you, it’s just strange to see you in the pub, we don’t really get Polar Bears in here” “No wonder at £15 a pint”
Looking for a bit of advice. What’s the best number of roses to give the wife Valentine’s Day? 6, 12, 24 or the whole tin?
Just tell her you thought about getting her flowers AND chocolates but then didn't bother. Then just remind her that "it's the thought that counts"
