Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

That rules out the high kicks and the head fans in Ireland

 

And probably exaggerating?

 

It would be a good idea for Russians to move into bungalows.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2010649/putin-russia-alexey-zubkov-artur-pryakhin

 

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, “And how much money do you make a week?” Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week.”

The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay,now GET OUT!”

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks ” Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?”

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, ” Pizza delivery guy”

 

I suffered from that awful condition. Fortunately I cured myself,

 

Just the others to cure now.


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That was the easiest one. Just imagined the glass was full of Carling. Aversion therapy

 

Yes please.


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I'm a lost cause to being cured, same as i've been for the last 61/2 frigging years.

 

Have you tried Canesten?


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What’s the ABV?

 

Dunno, and I won't ask what the 'V' stands for.


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Arse 'bout vace?

 

Voluntary work for you pensioners

 

That's what you get when you buy a £2 tin of meat from Aldi

 

I took up my late father's crusade to rid the world of beer. one pint at a time.