The people of Qatar don't know about the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do. (well someone would have done it eventually) !
I was proud of my British heritage until I found out that my great grandfather was actually from Transylvania. Now I can’t even look at myself in the mirror !
I was in the garden earlier when my wife shouted down from the bedroom window. "Fancy coming up here and sucking my t*ts?" she said. "I can't be bothered coming upstairs," I replied. "Just take your bra off and I'll do it from down here!"