Any amusing anecdotes welcome. The only rule (feel free to ignore!) is that you must have witnessed it personally. One of mine dates back to Bernie and Flavio's time. After Briatori announced we'd be a boutique club, playing boutique football, I witnessed a very well dressed and well spoken lady at the refreshment kiosk in PU. Almost certainly her first time at a football match I imagine. She asked the lad whether the pies were 'Cipriani pies' as promised by Flavio. Her question was met with a blank stare and a mumble from the lad serving her. She was handed a Pukka pie which I'm sure ended up in the bin a few short minutes later! Bernie and Flav. Thx for the memories!
devon white white white attempting to lift both arms in appreciation of us chanting his name at a fulham game(might have been a pre season friendly) he was on crutches at the time
Keiron Dyer’s debut. Made sure I was back in the UK for the triumphant return to the English Promised Land and went with best mate and brother in law. We were planning a sweep on when KD would get injured, but he fell over before we could finalise it On a positive note, met Roller and Brixton leaving the ground, after we’d been pumped 0-4
I once saw a chap called MADSEN pretending to be a footballer, I found it hilarious, but thousands just got angry. The best bit was one person actually thought he WAS a footballer
Or there was that time someone claimed to have scored a wonder goal at the Loft end when everyone else was actually standing still.
I was talking about a little old lady with wild grey hair and a chihuahua called rockie thats always angry who sits near me, oh maybe it was you
I remember standing behind the goal in the loft. We were defending a corner and Glenn Roeder was on the front post with the an attacker right behind him leaning into him. The crowd were calling for a foul and Roeder looked over his shoulder and nodded to the crowd obviously referring the the player on the opposing team and made a *anking gesture in front of him but unseen by the other player. That was greeted with a lot of laughter, to the confusion of the attacker. The cross came the attacker missed an opportunity and Roeder shouted to the crowd "I told you so"
