Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Whale nearly CAPSIZES boat!!!

Scary or what?

 

Our midfield before Crooks turned up.

 

No way was this for his daughter He's enjoying it far too much.

 

No doubt someone from Audis legal team will be all over that.

 

That's going to take some pedalling!

 

'Til some clumsy twat stands on it.

 

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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a ‘sniffing dog'.

‘His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is

I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work.'

The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman Said, ‘Watch this.'

He told Sniffer to ‘search'.

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds

Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.

The Policeman said, ‘Good boy', and he turned to the man and said,

‘ That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.


‘Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.

Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles..

The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.

The Policeman said, ‘That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'

‘I like it!' said his seatmate.

The Policeman then told Sniffer to ‘search' again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop on the seat.

The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that.

So he asked the Policeman, ‘What's going on?'

The Policeman nervously replied, ‘He's just found a bomb.'

 

Just needs the Benny Hill soundtrack to set it off

Woman in wheelchair evades police blue light chase in Sheffield

 

Their excuse was they were concerned about her well being so were following to make sure she was safe. As you do with blue lights flashing and siren wailing.
They could have just got in front of her, stopped and cut her off. Of course that would have involved getting out of the car and moving.

 

The (aledged) 'offender' was found later...

 

Sound on.