I walked into the woman's toilets and didn't realise I did until I couldn't find any urinals. It's fair to say I wasn't in the most sober state.
Here's mine: Whole Walsall team were playing atrocious against mighty Bury FC at home, they have a corner down our end so, as expected, the Walsall players are getting abused left, right and centre, shouts of 'wake up', ect. I couldn't hold my sheer anger anymore, I jumped up and bellowed at the top of my voice, 'Nicholls get on the ****! He's ****ing free!', I repeated this around 3 times, until the ball was finally whipped in by some Northern, whippet-walking ****. Sadly I then realised it wasn't actually Alex Nicholls that I was giving **** loads of abuse, it was infact Mat Sadler the Walsall Left-Back. Sat down and shut the **** up for a good 10 minutes or so, especially when I heard some prat letting me know exactly what I'd done wrong...
not strictly at a game. i was driving into newcastle to meet the missus and heard on the radio that barry ferguson had done his knee in. i always used to park near the stadium when going into newcastle and as i turn into the road and ambulance came out of the ground and stopped at the lights. I wound my window down and gave ferguson a volley of abuse. i dont even know for sure if it was him but felt like a complete arse after i had done it
