Heard that one before. How did they stay on the brass monkey when the ship was rolling from side to side in bad weather? Simple physics really.
I'm having a garden sale tomorrow. I've got 3 trampolines, 6 patio chairs and 4 fence panels. New stuff arriving all the time!
You can burn up to 150 calories through one vigorous session of masturbation... Still got kicked out of my Weight Watchers meeting though!