We are all looking forward to a certain match on the 18th. The dark Lord has been trying to work his magic at Fratton Park but still things are taking their time,on the other hand his enemy Harry Potter has started the campaign on the front foot by beating records and more records,the most notable our home record. Will the dark Lord have what it takes to beat Harry?Or will Harry be too clever for him? Expecto Patronum Let's hope for a good game!How do you think the game will unravel?Do you expect a lot of trouble or not?
I've got a feeling that this is going to send shock and horror throughout the internet... I haven't the faintest idea what the OP is talking about..!
http://imageshack.us/f/196/michaelappleton.jpg/ Our very own Appleton, silently anticipating a part in the Sequel.
Don't worry Banana I get it. You are saying Appleton looks like Voldemort...(I think). Comparing Nige to Harry is a bit of a stretch though. Dean Wilkins can be Mad-Eye.
I predict that the match on the 18th, will go exactly like this video. Lord Applemort will tear up and then kill everyone. [video=youtube;wTHn5oFPmi8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTHn5oFPmi8[/video] Don't care what the fans on the video thought, the dark lord of Portsmouth bossed that.
I also reccomend the Gandalf vs Dumbledore rap battle. Epic with Dumbledore winning. Fooking tore Gandalf in 2. [video=youtube;ZIMoQHpvFQQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIMoQHpvFQQ&feature=related[/video]
Really? I thought Dumbledore won at first, but I think Gandalf won overall. Even if he swore a lot more. Those Epic Rap Battles of History are amazing though. I like Beethoven vs Justin Beiber! The Harry Potter vs Voldemort rap was good as well. Also, the thing with Harry, and other Gryffindors, is that they're SOOOOOO cocky. It's ridiculous. It's all about Hufflepuff! Woo, go Hufflepuff!
Oh dear Qwerty.... explaining the gags is as bad as delivering the bad ones. Ever thought of joining the police?
The only trouble at the match will be having to fix the back of the Pompey net after it gets ripped to shreds by Mr Lambert's goals.