My Labrador is totally friendly to all living creatures. Except squirrels. That said, the cats still stay away because she has boundary issues and invades their personal space which they hate more than being chased
My dog will chase cats if they are foolish enough to run, but gets confused and embarrassed if they stare him down. He looks at me as if to say what do I do now.
Similar to the look I get from Mrs Jab on pinch and a punch day. I'm not sure if it's distain or pity.
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in But they're ever so small That's why the rain is thin I’m walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea I’ve tried walking forwards and sideways But backwards is the only way for me I’ll stop now
The boy stood on the burning deck Playing a game of cricket, The ball flew down his trouser leg And hit his middle wicket.
There was a charity event in Kent recently where there was a sponsored swim accross the English channel to France and back. Out of the 365 people that entered 806 made it back.
Badger’s bakery is still going strong with some vegetarian pies and pasties. So, in response to “Who ate all the pies” the answer is “ This fat bastard”.