Doctor Doctor, I've got a steering wheel stuck in my pants Does it hurt? No but it's driving me nuts!
Woman out shopping see's a sign in a shop window that reads. "Fanny licking Frog for sale". Curiosity gets the better of her and she enters the shop. A bloke is behind the counter. She approaches and whispers to him. "Can I see The Fanny licking frog please" Dude replies "Bonjour".