After going to the trouble of buying dinner for two, wine, flowers and chocolate, I would have thought that getting a blowjob would be the least I could expect. Apparently not, and the checkout girl even called the manager!
A man was riding his donkey with his wife walking behind. He got stopped by a policeman. The copper said, "Why are you riding a donkey and your wife is walking behind you?" "That's easy" he said. "She hasn't got a f*cking donkey."
