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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RebelBhoy, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. RebelBhoy

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    Cheers man. I know someone who just completed one who has extended the same offer. Are you not a bit resentful that some dick head with a laptop thinks he can do it without a masters?
     
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  2. RebelBhoy

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    You watch enough tv to get inspiration.
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Not a novel.. more like a picture book <ok>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Do you really need a masters to put the alphabet in a variety of cunning combinations?
     
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  5. Medro

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    <laugh>

    If this story is even true, the main character could be a polar opposite from James Bond, Sheamus O'Bhaun. A bumbling character from Donegal who contradicts himself and trips over his words. When he does try and seduce a woman to gain information it usually ends up in an arguement about contraception.

    I've always wanted to slam dunk the winning point in an NBA game but only the fact that im not 7 ft tall and ****e at basketball prevents me.
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    I'd rather score the winning point in the All Ireland Final <ok>
     
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  7. The Howling Skull

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    The names O'Bhaun, Sheamus O'Bhuan...want to buy some pegs?

    Doesn't have the same ring to it.
     
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  8. RebelBhoy

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    Wronkowski placed the bottle of single malt back into his drawer, before throwing the golden brown liquid down his throat and slamming his 1985 Mets coffee mug down on top of assorted case papers. Again, disgusted with himself that he was drinking before 10am. He was no stranger to this self loathing feeling that ate away at his gut.

    If only he could trace the downtown broad from that night at the jazz club. She'd have the answers and Wronkowski knew just how to get them. He didn't play by the rules but Detecive Roman Wronkowski got results....etc
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    is anim bond, seamus bond a nád a nád a seacht
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's the very stuff <laugh>
     
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  11. RebelBhoy

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    James Bond was in the IRA you dick.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

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    What's it about webel?
     
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  13. Kyle?

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    I was planning on writing a rock opera based on the Samuel Taylor Coleridge poem "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner." Iron Maiden did a song on it, but frankly, i could draw the thing out into a whole album.
     
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  14. The Howling Skull

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    Sounds like something a right pretentious **** might do. Good luck with that <ok>
     
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  15. Kyle?

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    Nothing pretentious about it. I like the poem, so i figure i could write an album based on it.
     
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  16. The Howling Skull

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    Go for it then. I'm not going to stop you.

    I'm way too busy making a series of finger paintings based on the collected works of William Blake.
     
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  17. Kyle?

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    <laugh> Good for you.
     
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  18. RebelBhoy

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    I don't think so, but if I had gone to the effort of getting one I might be a little annoyed
     
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  19. Medro

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    Why don't you post some of your novel on here and let us be the judge.
     
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  20. The Howling Skull

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    The Literary Review By Medro:

    The Pope Did It.
     
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