Neighbours are a difficult creature, I like the family on the left of me and hate the ****ers on the right.
Got the usual boring household things to do today plus food shopping. I'll deserve a pint at the end of that ****.
Off out for breakfast in a bit, nice little cafe down by the harbour. Band practice this afternoon. Chill with the fam and watch a film tonight.
First time I’ve had a fall out with my neighbours in my life. I’ve always got on with everyone in the street wherever I’ve lived. This has been coming for a while with these dickheads, though. I’ll now be a nightmare neighbour.
If they continue, just put your telly on loud at around 7am each time ... little pricks should be fast asleep and expecting to lie-in ... they'll soon get the message that sleep deprivation works at both ends of the clock - and you'll still have the morale high ground ...
Amusing story (to me), when I bought my first house years back it was in the middle of town next door to a college. I took in a lodger in the spare room to help pay the mortgage, and this kid from the college lived there for a year or so. Until it became a convenient place for his mates to doss down after they'd been out in town. ****ers kept me awake a few times when I had work the next day. So I started banging 'Come on you Reds', United's 96 FA Cup final song on repeat full blast in my bedroom stereo and ****ing off to work. He left not long after.
Yeah, I’ll keep doing it until the guy decides to come and talk to me about it. He’s an arrogant bellend. Doesn’t go with how the rest of our street is.
I used to rent a flat in London that was in a big Victorian house that would have been a grand 8 bedroom place at one stage, all split off into little flats. When they did the conversion, it was just stud walls and plasterboard between the flats, so no proper sound insulation. My next door neighbour used to play ****in Shania Twain really loud until around 3am. I used to hammer on the walls to try and get her attention, and when I eventually spoke to her about it, she was like 'I can't sleep I'm an insomniac'. I was like 'No wonder you're a ****ing insomniac, you're playing Shania twain until 3am' I told her that if she didn't switch it off earlier, I would switch her electricity off as we had a shared consumer box outside. So that's what it came too. One morning she came banging on my door, raging coz all of her freezer stuff had melted lol and she was having a right paddy about it all. I'm usually a mild mannered easy going bloke, but I just had to tell her to **** off, because she ****ing had that coming.
Yeah **** her as well mate. We’ve all got our limits and some people are so inconsiderate you have to wonder if it’s deliberate at times.
Sleep deprivation is used as torture, so these **** knuckles that deliberately keep us awake need ****in telling.
I was banned from that board years ago. Think Libby dared me to go and do something and I was banned pronto. It’s a serious place that Southampton board.
