I've just had a right row with Amazon. I ordered a book called 'How to deal with Nightmare Neighbours!'. I was out when they tried to deliver it
I tried 'taking the lead' with my bondage loving girlfriend, but I couldn't 'cos my hands were tied !
The wife was complaining that she couldn't sleep with my snoring. So I went to the Pharmacist and bought this new snoring mask, its great! You can wrap it on your wife's face and you can't hear her complain.