Transfer Rumours Winter 2025 Transfer Thread

I would buy both Joseph and Kone tbf. We still need 3 strikers for next season as it stands assuming Burstow is seen as a winger now.

 

Sheff Utd have apparently had a £10m bid for Tom Cannon accepted.

We can’t compete with parachute payment clubs.

I like the idea of Kyle Joseph, sensible and he could be a gem.

 

His nickname is Sushi

 

I think Kone will end up at Luton given that Matt Bloomfield is the manager there now.

 

Nishe to meet you Sushi, my namesh Bond, Jamesh Bond.

 

Over double for Kone, they’re wanting £5m.

 

I think he runs around a lot. If that helps?

 

The fact that he can run means he would already be an upgrade on Bedia.

 

I don’t mind the sound of a league 1 grafter, just hopefully he plays with Pedro and it’s not one or the other. That’s the exact type of player Pedro needs to be playing off instead of knackering himself chasing dead balls and trying to wrestle with centre halves twice his size.

 

Saw him first game of the season- wouldn’t even have looked at him again but he seems to have pushed on since then.

 

Chazz has seen every game he has played

 

He’s a decent age, he’s not just sitting around collecting a wage. He’s putting himself in the shop window before he inevitably leaves Fenerbache in summer. Think it’s a decent move for all involved

 

That kid from Monaco we are linked with is 5ft 7.

 

We’ve got quite aerially dominant centre backs which makes up for it

 

Like who? Like this?



This is absolutely hilarious btw.

 

So is the constant reactive **** you post regularly too.

 

Yeah but the difference between the reactive **** I post and the **** you post is that I’m usually spot on and you’re just… wrong.



Another hilarious one from summer 2023. Still waiting for Acun to learn from his mistakes a year and a half later. Should be any day now.

 

What next? A picture of Chamberlain waving around a piece of paper?

 

Trawling through old posts to find gotchas is a mugs game mate.

 

It isn’t trawling. Someone said another poster once said Delap wasn’t a ‘striker’s arsehole’ when we signed him so I searched it those. There just happened to be some other hilarious ones.