Breaking: Henrik Kraft Sacked

I think Dick Gerkins is the best name I ever saw.

If I was to change career and go into porn. That’d be my name.

Btw, the last two times I got ****ed on whiskey for a night game we lost 9-0.

I been drinking since 5pm.

Whiskey.

 

We had the same manager both times and Mike Dean has now retired. So if we lose by that score again tonight we will know who is really to blame.

 

Yeah. Dirk Digler and Dick Gerkins.

 

Have to spread that

 

My wife calls me Gherkin Dick, because my penis is small, knobbly, and famously unpopular.

 

Does it taste nasty as well?

 

I love Gerkins. Delicious.

No idea what Che’s shrivelled pickle is like though…

 

Makes sense. Worked a lot in Germany too, so will know Rohl

 

This seems to be happening.

 

Sounds a great bit of business from Dragan. A proper football man back in charge

 

Don't know much about him or how successful he was but it's a big positive that he has held a similar position in a multi club model before.

 

Is this @Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc) making his mark?

 

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/24863819.southampton-working-name-spors-new-technical-director/

There is a quote from Spors in that article: "I am standing for a certain playing style... it is intense. If you compare to the premier league, it is more Klopp than Guardiola."

Another indication of the return to the pressing style we had with Ralph. Also more support for the idea of getting Rohl in next season.

 

Sounds absolutely wonderful in theory, I just hope they’re not expecting to implement it with the squad they currently have because we will get battered every week because we have players with the defensive ability of a pappadum against a bowling ball.