The next phase with Ange begins here. Just let’s not lose the North v South London Derby. Then we’ll be on our positive path way for the rest of the season. And young stars, like those named below, plus Johnson, Moore, Kinski, Porro and co, will start to walk tall and climb above the current midtable miasma, urged on, prepared and assisted by AP himself. David Essex provides the musical base for my prediction this half-week. Oh he is more, so much more than an Aussie face - It's so negative their talk, it's a disgrace! - Well I know we’ve had our new style Just a short while, But he don't care how young they are - We’ll be on track soon! - He's gonna make them all stars, yeah! Well some say we’re selling Dragusin - But I don't believe it; They just cannot seem to understand our new leader! Well our form has taken a dip, And now we have just begun to slip - But he don't care how young you are (We’ll play at home soon) You’re Spence, Bergvall or Sarr, yeah, yeah He's gonna make ya a star! He's gonna make ya a star! Oh he is more, so much more than a lined old face - (Don't you think so!) It's so crass how some are talkin', it's a disgrace! Well we see how this new style Makes us all smile! So that’s why we don't care how young they are We’ll start to win soon They’re gonna all be a star, yeah And, by the way, as a bonus, we have to celebrate the one-match sensation that is (was) Brandon Austin! And here’s a wee seasonal ditty (which I suspect you will recognise without any difficulty) to help those celebrations……. [You know Woodward and Walker and Thorstvedt and Clemence Friedel and Gomes, and Ditchburn and Jennings But do you recall The most famous keeper of all?.....] Austin, the Tottnam Keeper, Is a Spur from head to toes! He’s sat on a good few benches - Loyalty is what he shows! All of the Tottnam coaches Used to just forget his name. They never let poor Austin Play in any first-team game. Then one gloomy winter’s eve Angy came to say: "Austin, with your reach and height, You must play in goal tonight!" Then how the Spurs fans loved him, And they sang his name with glee, "Austin, our Third Choice Keeper - You'll go down in history!" Austin, the Tottnam Keeper, Is a Spur from head to toes! etc Repeat whole song Prediction: Woolwich Wanderers 1 Spurs 2 Scorer: Richarlison, Porro Cheers, Spurf!
