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Perch is gonna **** them up!!!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Dec 5, 2011.

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  2. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to be a **** and say that I felt more confident going to Old Trafford two weeks ago then I feel about playing Norwich away now.
     
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    Least guti is back
     
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    Feeling in overdrive this afternoon Tash?

    But yes, just like the thread the other stated. We must get behind Mr. Perch. If he feels under pressure, we're ****ed. Simple
     
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    Forget Man City, Tottenham, or Chelsea. This next game will be our biggest test.
     
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    At least it's an away game, the last thing we need is the home crowd getting on his back.
     
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    Just got the last seat on the coach to Norwich. A lucky omen?
     
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    A chance to see how good our back up is, I don't feel confident.
     
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    Hmmmmm...

    If Perch scores a bullet header (not into his own net) then everyone should get you a beer!

    You should probably know that the odds on that happening are 900,000,000/1.
     
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    I actually have a running bet with a mate that if Perch get's booked within 15 seconds of being on the pitch I owe him a drink, but if he scores for us he owes me 5. Made the bet after the Stoke game thankfully though as he was booked after 3 seconds!
     
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    Wow, 900,000,000/1 it's worth chucking a daft tenner on at those odd. I wouldn't have to work Saturday's or Sunday's then.
     
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    Should be OK, lightning doesn't strike twice does it?
     
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  13. To be fair to him he didn't get booked vs Chelsea and played for around 70 mins.
     
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    Hopefully not, but if I remember correctly he scored a great header last season.

    I know, I made the bet in defence of Perch after I met him and my mate said I was being fickle. It's a face saving move, really <laugh>
     
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    On the long term I think that him and Colo will form a good partnership... but next Saturday there won't be anyone covering any mistakes he makes...
     
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    You really should be sectioned HMT. To be fair although he was utter turd on the goal and for the first 15mins he was on, he actually did alright yesterday. Mind his inability was masked by our 2nd half dominance. He's all we've got so I'm actually all for going way over the top behind him. I think we should greet every touch like he's performed a bit of the Colo magic we've become accustomed to.
     
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    It wont be long term, Williamson's back this month as well.
     
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  18. It was really our fullbacks that ****ed us over against Chelsea, not Perch. The fullbacks pushed up the pitch far too often and Mata and Sturridge annihilated us.
     
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    Did anyone get the match programme on Saturday? Ryan Taylor said Perch had the worst banter. Poor Perch, he must just be ****e at everything!
     
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    Apparently he's terrible at the football golf game they play, and Mario Kart! There must be some hidden talent in there.
     
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