I've had a final demand about my double glazing payments, with them saying that, whilst I paid regularly for the first 12, I haven't paid anything for the last few months. I 'phoned them and reminded them that it was them who said that it would pay for itself after a year
Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
I met a Chinese girl in the pub last night, we got talking, and I said “what do you do for a living?” She said “I’m a pirate.” I said ”What . . . . you attack and rob ships at sea ?” She said ”No, I am a pirate . . . . I fry pranes.”
