As I lay in my new girlfriend's bed, I noticed four lines carved into the headboard. "Is that how many men you've slept with?", I asked. "Yes", she replied, "One thousand, one hundred and eleven
I asked an assistant in Asda about where the tinned peaches were, and he said 'I'll see' and walked away. After a while I asked another assistant and she also said 'I'll see' and walked away. In the end I found them myself . . . . in Aisle C !