Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Tamworth

You implying he was actually hitting shots anywhere near the goal?!

 

With you on that. Unbiased, funny and passionate.

 

That's a low ****ing bar!

 

Tamworth keeper fixing the net with some sellotape.

Magic of the cup.

Love it.

 

Just pile up a couple of coats, play rush goalie and let's get cracking.

Game ends when it's too dark to see anyone.

Losing team washed the kits.

 

Getting battered in minute 1

 

They've already caused us more problems than Liverpool!

 

The pitch is as shocking as this camera angle

 

You're getting schooled here so far

 

Reguilon's first start in years and it's on a frozen plastic pitch in front of two dozen people

 

Werner is running about like fan who’s won a competition to play once for a professional team. We all know he’s poor, but his movement has been bizarre in the first few minutes. Looks totally lost in this position.

 

Why is it that commentators turn up at places to watch lower league teams they have little or no personal knowledge of, but pretend they are lifelong fans?

 

Werner has a first touch like a captive bolt

 

come on Munse, you’re better than that.

 

Looks out of his depth at this level

 

Great cross by Brenaldo

 

A bloke in the ground just hit the nail on the head there

 

Better spell.

Keep the ball on the floor, make them do the work, build familiarity with the pitch.

Our fitness levels will be way above theirs. No need for our usual chaotic rush to do everything.

 

Tamworth are in blue aren't they?