Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Will finish 1-4 or something of that ilk

 

Fawanews foreign comms only the ****ers

 

United looked quite good for about four minutes. Oh well.

 

Don’t worry about marking Isak lads. Can’t see him doing much seven yards from the goal.

 

haha offside

 

Why the VAR check? ****ing miles inside...

 

blatant surely ?

 

The **** was de lite doing? Lol

 

Bloke looked quite good at Ajax with no pressure on him a million years ago and has done nothing since to suggest he’s good enough.

 

Yeah, there is a reason two top European clubs sold him on...

 

Old man Erikson tripped over his Zimmer frame lol

Isak, wtf was that

 

Shoot dickhead. Put your foot through it ffs. Get it on target against this prick and you score.

 

At what time will the Old Trfford fire alarm go off?

 

Quite like how Martinez is three feet tall but chooses not to jump for headers.

 

Ipswich were actually pretty decent against us the other day. We only narrowly beat them. Their little right sided forward Omari Hutchinson is a handful. Although their keeper looks like he might have Aids.

 

Yeah Hutchinson was great last season. One of the millions of Chelsea yoof. Their fans hate the keeper and Burnleh fans can’t believe someone was stupid enough to take him. Don’t think Delap will be there long.

 

Yeah Rory Delap is looking really good for his age...

 

I like the ****housery of actually trying to score direct from corners. That's one at the near post and one at the far post. It's unlikely to be successful given that the keeper is now expecting it but it does feel a lot like taking the piss.