Off Topic Sat Nav, internal argument

I reckon it would be great if you could add different voices to your sat nav.

Mr T from the A-Team... "I said turn left fool"
Samuel L Jackson - "Your destination is on the left mutha ****a"

 

I dropped the dog at my Mam's yesterday morning and picked him up last night. From Washington to Blackburn, it directed me down the A1, A61, A59 and M65.

Coming back, I ended up on the M6 and wondered where I was going! We then went on the A695, A66 and back on the A1 at Scotch Corner.

 

I didn't like that bit. Visibility felt like nowt at some points.

 

Wish I'd of known becs. My stray mongrel was in Blackburn at the game. You could of took him home with you. He sleeps all day and just needs feeding now and then

 

You used to be able to pick your voices

 

An American I know said he picked an English lady accent for his sat nav as "it sounds sexy".
Be funny if it's Jo Brand

 

I can remember you could get Ozzie Osbourne, I always thought that by the time he had mumbled and stuttered his way through the directions you would be past the junction

 

Years back, I was showing an elderly relative how sat nav worked and it had a default American female voice.

We were going to the shops and the relative said "eeeeh she's doing well mind! Fancy her knowing where Sainsburys is considering she's from another country"

 

Haha Ozzie was the one I remembered when I read your other post

 

It's "Ozzy" ffs .