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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now.
    I always wondered what kept them together.
    Then I saw the swear jar.
     
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    You have £500 left after Christmas. Your son texts you asking for £300 because he is broke. Then your daughter texts you and asks for £150 to get herself a belated present.
    How much do you have left?
    Me: £500 and two unread f*cking texts!
     
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    I'm sorry that I posted all of those "How many people it takes to change a lightbulb” jokes . . . . I was in a very dark place at the time !
     
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    Mrs. A. hasn't opened this yet, and she hasn't spoke to me since Christmas morning.

    I don't know what I've done wrong and I'm scared to ask !
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    My Siamese twin told me a really funny joke today.
    I almost p*ssed himself.
     
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    "My balls are just like sprouts." I moaned to my mate over a pint.
    "What, small and green?" He said.
    "No, my wife will only put them in her mouth at Christmas."
     
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