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    My neighbour obviously doesn't watch porn !
    She asked me to fix her sink, I've been here for an hour, and I'm still fixing her bloody sink :undecided:
     
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    When ya invite ya elderly neighbours in tomorrow for Xmas lunch and they accept.
    Bugger it was only meant to be a kind gesture.
     
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    I don't know if it's just me, but I only use the public library to access the computers . . . . and I always leave the search page open at "how to clean sp*nk off your keyboard"
     
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    I've just got some cash out and the machine asked if I want an advice slip.
    Imagine my surprise when it said 'stop w*nking in the toilets at work'
     
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    As a 14 year old in 1981 was asked to leave Boots in Durham city centre for using my very limited knowledge of BASIC when I typed the following into a ZX-81

    10 SWEATY ORGASMIC CLIT
    20 GOTO 10

    Life was much simpler back then.
     
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