My neighbour obviously doesn't watch porn ! She asked me to fix her sink, I've been here for an hour, and I'm still fixing her bloody sink
When ya invite ya elderly neighbours in tomorrow for Xmas lunch and they accept. Bugger it was only meant to be a kind gesture.
I don't know if it's just me, but I only use the public library to access the computers . . . . and I always leave the search page open at "how to clean sp*nk off your keyboard"
I've just got some cash out and the machine asked if I want an advice slip. Imagine my surprise when it said 'stop w*nking in the toilets at work'
As a 14 year old in 1981 was asked to leave Boots in Durham city centre for using my very limited knowledge of BASIC when I typed the following into a ZX-81 10 SWEATY ORGASMIC CLIT 20 GOTO 10 Life was much simpler back then.