'Tis the season to watch the same crap that we did last year. I have watched Arthur Christmas loads of times before but only just noticed that when Arthur is talking to his Grandpa there is a blister pack of rather familiar blue pills on the trolley next to his chair. Question is if Grand Santa is necking the Viagra is he schtupping the elves or the reindeer?
I may have mentioned this before Satan's Little Helper please log in to view this image Never seen it but it's got Lager Top from that Vikings in it.
Family round for the weekend and Deck the Halls starring Danny De Vito and Matthew Broderick came on. I left it on as we were mostly chatting and eating but WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS MINGE-FEST BEFORE?!!!!! Blonde twins in naughty Santa's helpers dresses? I nearly pulled a cracker!
Watched Red One with The Rock last night. Not the greatest film of all time but it did the job and was, very surprisingly, un-woke and not the least bit preachy. I was expecting the kid to be mixed race, for there to be some sort of reference to the Rainbow cult, queer elves, black saviour etc but it was your basic run of the mill Christmas spirit saves the day sort of thing. Santa shoulder pressing 300lbs in the gym was unexpected too.
