Prince Charming dies and after a few dodgy deals leaves Cinderella penniless and she had to move back in with her ugly sisters. Seeing that Cinderella was depressed the Fairy Godmother pays her a visit and gives her 3 wishes to cheer her up. The Fairy Godmother asked "What would you like for your first wish? Cinderella replied I would like enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life". "Done' said the Fairy Godmother. " What about the second wish?". Cinderella replied " I would like a nice house. " They are suddenly standing in a new beautiful house. The Fairy Godmother Asked "What about your 3rd wish ?" Cinderella thought for a moment and notices her cat Tom laying on the sofa. She said " I would like my cat Tom to become a handsome man and we fall in love instantly ' The next thing you know Tom is a handsome man sitting on the sofa. Cinderella thanked the Fairy Godmother as she left and sat next to Tom on the sofa. They gazed lovingly into each other's eyes when Tom leaned over and gently whispered into her ear " I bet you wish you hadn't had my balls cut off?"
Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fifth one I've been to that says Insufficient Funds.
I'm sure many will disagree with the concept of an honours list, and with some of the recipients - but delighted personally to see my father-in-law get a CBE this year. Well deserved.
I did however win first prize of a packet of crisps when I was about 10 in the stupidest dance competition at the school disco.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 lets all have a disco. https://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/southampton-chants/lets-all-have-a-disco-3/
We were on holiday once and my missus insisted that I joined in some poolside competition as I don't normally join in anything. Total humiliation as the only two other contestants who could be arsed to enter were two eight year old German kids. Despite trying to lose I actually won the "throwing a rubber ring around the cone competition" My prize? Being allowed to jump in the pool.
